What our custo... what our Larrys have to say
Two weeks on a young couple's nightstand. Let's just say what happens after lights out stays after lights out. 
Blue Larry
No idea what Blue Larry is talking about. I'm in a bedroom too. But my people are a bit older. The husband snores so loud the walls shake. Anyone got earplugs? Sad Larry
Earplugs? You don't even have ears. I've made myself comfortable on an office desk. Some of us have bills to pay. 
Orange Larry (Sitting)
Oh look, Orange Larry got a job. Good for you. Meanwhile I'm living in a lovely living room being admired by everyone who comes over. 
Green Larry
Excuse me, you're all out there already? I'm still wrapped up in here. Actually, how long until Christmas again? 
Laughing Larry
Edison invented the light bulb. We gave it a sense of humor
Give a gift they won't see coming 🎁😮
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Big. Switch. Energy. 📐
9 out of 10 women agree: this switch is the perfect size.
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Turn Larry on. Literally 😏
One gentle touch. No Viagra required.
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Your guests will want to steal him 👀
Grab two so they can keep an eye on each other.
What do you gift someone who already has everything? 🎁🤔
Socks? Gift cards? Or maybe a monthly subscription to pure boredom — bow included.
If you don’t want your gift to disappear into a drawer three minutes after unwrapping, you need something unforgettable.
Something that makes people ask:
“Why is there a little guy sitting there without pants… and why is he so well equipped?”
In short: You need Larry. And someone out there needs exactly this kind of gift.
Sleepless, shameless and pants-less 🌙🩳
Picture this: It's Tuesday. You oversleep. Your dog has officially declared your favorite shoes a personal toilet — and a full mouse family — three generations deep — has moved into your cereal box. Rent-free, obviously.
You can literally feel your internal battery dying before your first sip of coffee. The day is already a disaster.
We originally wanted to call him Willy-Peter 🍆😏
We were excited. Briefly. Then reality hit.
Facebook? Instantly banned. Instagram? Reported for "inappropriate content."
And the packaging alone would've earned us a cease-and-desist from a real guy named Peter. With a lawyer.
So... back to the drawing board.
Three coffees, two arguments, and one heated debate about workplace ball-freedom later, someone finally said:
"What about Larry the Lamp?"
Silence. Then universal nodding.
